We can tell our lockdown is ending because Piglet—who went 3 months without so much as a sneeze—is onto her third nursery-induced cold.

It started on Friday. We thought it was simple misunderstanding at nursery. She hasn't heard of Yelp, so couldn't leave a one-star review of the food. Instead she decorated a nurse with lunch. And breakfast. And snacks.

Like I say, one star.

But then she pulled out a repeat for The Chef last night after her favourite cheesy pie meal.

Combine with the incipient molars and we've not slept a great deal for the last few days.