The neighbours out back stand and call their cat in every night by shouting "Molly!" repeatedly. Don't they know they should just stand there stage whispering "pspspspsps"?
Our noisy neighbour — the one who thinks 9 pm is reasonable for using power tools and has confined his kids to the house for the full lockdown — has taken to going round between 9 and 10 pm and slamming all his doors for some unknown reason.
Two doors up have a toddler and a baby. The toddler excitedly keeps the baby awake. The baby does not enjoy this.
It's a wonder Piglet sleeps.