40mph winds have the birch sashaying like a raucous auntie after the second bottle. With double-lockdown, what better way to fritter today than admin? Well, loads obviously. But, here we are.

Annual insurance shuffle: compare; ring to cancel; counter-offer ~£25 more than comparison (algorithm's correct guess at my faff sensitivity); accept; agree to call next year.

Switching from one green energy company to another, because I don't like the amount of venture capital at Octopus and Nat writes great weeknotes.

Mobile supplier is making me call to renogogiate and... Piglet's bitten me in boredom.

See you next year!