Dan Catt is a few years ahead of the Silicon Valley engineers who are adding new features as they age into them. He got family sharing on Spotify too late and is hoping for a "flying the nest" feature to transfer all his daughter's YA novels to her kindle and off his.

The upshot for us is that Piglet is 10 years behind those self-same engineers, so we're going to have all the features we need to manage her digital life.

Now, we just need them to remember that they've got parents and I can get the grandparents sorted too.