Having mini-dutchies for breakfast, The Chef asked, "What's the difference between jam and conserve?" I snarkily offered price as the answer. It turns out it's whether you cut the fruit.

Piglet has started using her walker. She's no directional control but yells enthusiastically on the straight, until the crash. Where she yells enthusiastically at what she's crashed into.

Her enthusiasm is infectious. I needed to get new car tires and the garage is 3 miles away. I dropped it off before work and ran home. Yelling. This, surprisingly, didn't break me, so I ran back after lunch to collect it.