It's here. The Chef's last day. Piglet hasn't taken it well.

She missed her additional introductory session at nursery because she's too snotty to share a room with other babies.

We had steak, chocolate and malbec queued for the evening, to finish with some panache. We'd even planned to have teary cuddles with full bellies and talk through the coming year.

Instead Piglet woke halfway through the meal and refused to sleep for the next three hours. There was a threat of not finishing the wine and each parent had to be relieved before throwing her out of the window.