We did not get fewer fireworks. As we drove away from nursery we could hear Piglet crying. Rather than stew at home, we tried to get on with groceries. Turning up at the off-license before it opened left us feeling alcoholic. We called from the car park to hear Piglet crying in the background while a harried nurse suggested we come get her.

They've booked us in for more taster sessions next week. It prompted a debate about whether we should be using nursery at all.

Parenting looks to be a long line of feeling like you've irreparably screwed up.