Today was Piglet's introduction to nursery. Having screamed her lungs out at Lăoyé yesterday, she took the chance to practice on the nursery staff today.

In her defence, it was bang in the middle of when she'd usually be napping. We're hoping for fewer fireworks tomorrow.

It's only one adult at a time during The Situation, so I whizzed round the shops and fetched takeout from a restaurant we've not been to since pre-maternity leave.

It's all getting very real. We've only a few days left till The Chef is back and we're on to the newest stage with Piglet.